Listening to: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Mood: Tired
Quote of the Day: “I think vests are all about protection. You know what I mean? Like a lifevest protects you from drowning and bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot and the sweatervest protects you from pretty girls." -- Demetri Martin
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As you all can see I have begun getting a little obsessed with Demetri Martin quotes. Demetri Martin is funny. I've don't know who is or what he looks like but... his quotes are funny. ^^ Here's another one of my favorites: "I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said “if you need anything, I’m Jill”. I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before."
Ha. It's funny. DIE OF LAUGHTER!!! Okay... *cough* Moving on. And I literally starting lol-ing when I saw this one: "My friend Steve likes cats. People are always saying “Oh, Steve’s really a cat person”. No he’s not. If Steve were a cat person it’d be, like, “Hey, Steve never goes in the pool".
That one's great. Laughter drives wrinkles away... so...LAUGH.
Mmkay. Well..I got my first Dooney and Bourke bag!! It's a small yellow handbag with little pink hearts and smaller green squares It has the interlocking DB embossed all over it as well. It has a little ruching in the front and a leather shoulder strap. The bag also has the silver Dooney and Bourke square also. It has tassels on the front as well. And guess what... the original price was $150.00 but we got it for only $76.42 at Belks with all the discounts!! Isn't that crazy? I think the designer bags are soo overpriced, but this was practically a steal.
Au revoir mon chers,
Bee
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Hehe. Demetri's funny. His style reminds me alot of Mitch Hedberg's, but I think Demetri's better and less erratic.
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